Episode 5 pt2: The Paparazzi Exterminators



Characters:

AngelLimes

Me (Amirite)

You

Bridget

Paparazzi

AdamYoung

Cameron

RandomBrainiac

AngelLimes: Okay, we’re back to the creepy To Be Continued and now we’re gonna fight the paparazzi!

Me: I was supposed to have the top line!

You: You always have the top line.

Me: Who cares?!?!?

Bridget: You do!

Paparazzi: We’re coming!!!

AdamYoung: *runs around screaming with his hands in the air*The paparazzi are coming! The paparazzi are coming!

Cameron: Let’s get one of RandomBrainiac’ stun guns and shoot it at them!

RandomBrainiac: Here are 283 of them. *dumps pile of stun guns on the floor*

Cameron: *stares* How did you manage to bring so many?

RandomBrainiac: I hid them in my jacket.

AngelLimes: Grab one and shoot it at the paparazzi!!!

*10 minutes later, on the balcony*

Me: Wow. Look at all those paparazzi.

You: Yes! They’re all dead!!!

AdamYoung: They make them unconscious.

Cameron: There’s pie in the fridge. Does anyone want some?

AngelLimes: Bring it up here. Then we can throw it at the paparazzi.

Me: What flavour?

RandomBrainiac: We’re not eating it!

Me: What a waste of perfectly good pie. :(

You: Throw the pie! *throws pie*

Bridget: *throws pie*

AngelLimes: Mmm. Pie.

AdamYoung: Throw the pie!

Me: *eats pie*

Cameron: You’re wasting the pie!!!

Me: Yum. :D

Bridget: *throws pie*

RandomBrainiac: No! Don’t eat them! You’re wasting them!

AdamYoung: *throws pie*

Me: You’re wasting them too. They are perfectly made for eating, not throwing.

You: *throws pie*

RandomBrainiac: No! They were made for throwing!

AngelLimes: *throws pie*

Cameron: Have you ever heard of a pie that was made for throwing?

Bridget: *throws pie*

RandomBrainiac: Yes! I made one!

AdamYoung: *throws pie*

Me: So where is it?

You: *throws pie*

RandomBrainiac: I ate it.

AngelLimes: *throws pie*

Me: Whatever. *throws pie*

Cameron: So you throw pies that are made for eating and you eat pies that were made for throwing???

Bridget: *throws pie*

RandomBrainiac: Yes.

Cameron: *throws pie*

RandomBrainiac: We won!

AdamYoung: Huh?

Bridget: Look!

*paparazzi running away from dangerous pies*

You: Look, they’re running away!

AngelLimes: Well, that concludes the end of the paparazzi. Oh well, we’re out of pies.

Me: *runs around screaming with his hands in the air*The paparazzi are coming! The paparazzi are coming!

EveryoneExceptMe: WTH?

Me: LOOK!

*paparazzi crawling over the pies*

Paparazzi: We have weapons! *shoots camera of doom* We’re gonna interview Owl City if it’s the last thing we do!!!

RandomBrainiac: Owl City?

AdamYoung: THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT ME, YOU IDIOT!

RandomBrainiac: Oh. I accidentally on purpose forgot.

You: Typical. *snorts*

AngelLimes: WHAT DO WE DO?

Me: There are no more pies!

Cameron: We could use the stun guns.

RandomBrainiac: They need to be recharged.

You: What a pity.

AdamYoung: We could steal one of their CODs.

Bridget: Cods? Like fish?

AngelLimes: No! Cameras Of Doom!

Cameron: Well, I doubt Adam will be stealing any.

Me: Why?

Cameron: Because all they want is Owl City.

RandomBrainiac: But, they don’t want AdamYoung!

Bridget: Exactly. *evil grin*

EveryoneExceptAdamYoung: *stares at AdamYoung*

AdamYoung: *stares at everyone else*

*15 minutes later*

Author’s Note: I think this scene needs to be described, so I’ll let AngelLimes describe this scene.

AngelLimes: Right now, AdamYoung is being tied up by RandomBrainiac and Cameron. They are on the balcony. Below them are the paparazzi, armed with the CODs. Bridget’s plan was to throw AdamYoung off the balcony, attached to the rope. The paparazzi will be distracted and then we can get rid of them. You and Amirite are making more pies to throw at the paparazzi.

AdamYoung: STOP! I refuse to be thrown off the balcony.

RandomBrainiac: Well, too bad.

You: At least you aren’t making pies.

Me: Where’s the sugar? *raids pantry for sugar*

Cameron: Are the paparazzi here yet?

Bridget: Nope.

AdamYoung: IF YOU DON’T LET ME GO, I WILL MAKE SURE I DESTROY ALL THE LIMOS THAT I ORDERED FOR BRIDGET!

Bridget: NOOOO! Let him go! My limos are at stake!

Paparazzi: There’s Owl City! *shoots COD*

RandomBrainiac: Drop him!

AdamYoung: RB, I am seriously gonna kill you when I get untied.

RandomBrainiac: *points at Bridget* Kill her instead.

AdamYoung: NO MORE LIMOS FOR YOU!!!

You: Shut up! Now, we have to go back to the roof to throw these pies.

Me: THEY WERE SO YOUNG! *bursts into tears*

AngelLimes: Give me some pies and let’s go.

*You, AngelLimes and Amirite run up the stairs to the roof*

Paparazzi: SMILE!

RandomBrainiac: Wouldn’t it be a shame if the pie plan didn’t work out?

Bridget: Pull him up! He won’t give me limos if we don’t!

AngelLimes: *throws pie*

Paparazzi: AHHHH! SHOOT THE PIES! *fail miserably at shooting the pies*

You: *throws pie*

*on the balcony*

RandomBrainiac: Pull him down!

Bridget: Pull him up!

AdamYoung: Stop pulling me!

*on the roof*

Me: I think that’s all of them. :D

AngelLimes: Yep!

You: Let’s tell everyone that they can bring Adam up now.

*everyone on the roof rushes down to the balcony*

RandomBrainiac: Pull him down!

Bridget: Pull him up!

AdamYoung: Stop pulling me!

AngelLimes: Déjà vu. :)

Bridget: End of madness!

RandomBrainiac: You forgot to say, “For now!”

Bridget: Who cares! I don’t have any more limos… *sniff*

AdamYoung: I’ll give you a limo if you punch RandomBrainiac

Bridget: *punches RandomBrainiac*

AdamYoung: :D




 


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