Episode 5: Extreme Sneakiness During a Concert


 

Characters:

 

Me (Amirite)

You (who ever you are)

AngelLimes

Bridgette

AdamYoung

Cameron

RandomBrainiac

 

Me: Hey! The cast of RandomNess is going to the Owl City concert today!

You: Do we have backstage passes?

AngelLimes: Duh. We know Adam, right?

Bridgette: Who’s driving?

Me: RandomBrainiac is.

EveryoneSoFar: WHAT?!?

You: He can’t drive!!! His legs are too short to push the pedals. Why don’t you drive?

Me: Because I don’t have a driver’s licence, and if I drove and had a driver’s licence, I’d probably crash the limo straight away.

AngelLimes: Why didn’t they send a chauffeur along with the limo?

Bridgette: Who cares! Get in the limo! It has a flat screen TV! AND IT’S HUGE!!! AND SOFT DRINKS AND SEATS THAT RECLINE TO MAKE BEDS AND A JACUZZI-

AngelLimes: Okay! Let’s go!

*everyone hops in the limo*

*20 minutes later*

Bridgette: I WANT ONE OF THOSE LIMOS!!! *claws at limo windows*

Me: Too bad. Let’s go inside.

AngelLimes: COOL!

AdamYoung: Hi everyone! Where’s Cameron?

You: She was here, wasn’t she?

AdamYoung: No...

Me: Okay. Bridgette liked the limo you sent over.

Bridgette: THAT WASN’T JUST A LIMO! THAT WAS A PIECE OF ART!

AdamYoung: O.o

AngelLimes: Cool! An Apple laptop! *runs to the laptop*

AdamYoung: NOOO!!! DON’T TOUCH IT!!!

AngelLimes: *stops in mid-run* Why?

AdamYoung: Because it‘s a part of the equipment I use.

Me: So don’t touch it!

*in a dark corner of the backstage*

Cameron: Are you sure you want to mess up the concert?

RandomBrainiac: YES!!!

Cameron: All right, get the sandbags ready. What’s this?

RandomBrainiac: One of my ingenious inventions. It sends a signal to the victim’s body, telling it to collapse.

Cameron: Okay, who are you going to use it on?

RandomBrainiac: ADAMYOUNG!

Cameron: Forget that I asked.

*stage*

Me: Ladies and gentlemen, earthlings and aliens, please welcome Owl City!

*audience goes nuts*

AdamYoung: Hi! We’re going to play Cave In first!

*in the dark corner of the backstage*

RandomBrainiac: Get ready!

AdamYoung: *sings while dancing crazily like only Owl City can* Please take a long hard look through your textbook, ‘cause I’m history...

Cameron: Okay. I have the sandbags!

RandomBrainiac: Drop them!

Cameron: *pulls lever to drop sandbags*

RandomBrainiac: The sandbags aren’t dropping!

AngelLimes: COME DOWN HERE, YOU IDIOTS! I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE!

Cameron: Why doesn’t she recognize us?

RandomBrainiac: Because we’re wearing masks. Duh. *shoots invention at AdamYoung*

AngelLimes: AAAH!

AdamYoung: *falls*

*audience screams*

Me: Get out, people!

*audience runs out*

RandomBrainiac: Let’s run now!!! *runs out of the stadium*

Cameron: *follows RandomBrainiac*

*on stage*

Me: Help me, Bridgette! Where’s AngelLimes?

You: Is he dead?

Me: No, stupid. He has a pulse.

Bridgette: OHMIGOD!!! Is he dead?

Me: No, of course not!!! He has a pulse!

AngelLimes: Is he dead? That would be horrible.

Me: HE HAS A PULSE!!!

AngelLimes: I saw the intruders. There were two of them and they were originally going to drop sandbags on Adam’s head-

Bridgette: OHMIGOD! That would be even worse!

AngelLimes: But I blocked the lever, and then I screamed at them-

You: What did they do next?

AngelLimes: One of them pulled out something that looked like a gun and shot it at AdamYoung-

Me: So why isn’t he bleeding?

AngelLimes: Well, it looked like a gun but wasn’t a gun. It looked like one of RandomBrainiac’s inventions-

Everyone: RANDOMBRAINIAC!!!

Bridgette: Wait. AngelLimes said that there were two people there. There has to be another person.

Me: CAMERON!

You: Let’s go find them!

*everyone hops in the limo*

*back at the studio*

EveryoneExceptRandomBrainiacAndCameron: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ADAMYOUNG?!?

RandomBrainiac: W-what?

Me: You know perfectly well what!

You: You stole the cookies from the cookie jar!

AngelLimes: WTH? You shot AdamYoung with one of your inventions!

Cameron: He did! He bribed me with the stolen cookies from the cookie jar!

Me: Thank you, Cameron. For confessing, you will not have a punishment. Where are the cookies?

Cameron: In my stomach.

AngelLimes: RandomBrainiac, for your punishment, you will have to be extremely nice to AdamYoung for a week!

Bridgette: That’s not much of a punishment.

You: For RandomBrainiac, that is. Where’s AdamYoung?

AngelLimes: He’s in the car, but he’s still dead to the world.

Me: RandomBrainiac! FIX HIM!!!

RandomBrainiac: Oh no.

EveryoneExceptRandomBrainiac: WHAT?!?

RandomBrainiac: Here come the paparazzi.

You: Get him inside!!!

RandomBrainiac: OK. *drags AdamYoung in*

AngelLimes: Close the door!

Me: *closes door*

Everyone: Phew.

AdamYoung: What’s happening?

EveryoneExceptAdamYoung: There are paparazzi outside the door!!!

AdamYoung: O.o

 

*to be continued*

 


Comments

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 00:16:06

ha ha! that so funny am i like... obsessed with adam or what?!?! O.o and when is the to be continued part coming out?!?!

 

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 01:14:38

I don't know if you are... but I will post the new episode soon :D

 

Bridget

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 02:34:12

Lol! I love the part when i say OHMI GOD IS HE DEAD!!! Cant wait untill the new episode!!

 

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 20:21:28

yeah i know i thought it would be good for it :D

 

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:55:04

of cource im obsessed who wouldn't be?!?!?!
:P

 

Simona

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 04:42:18

To Tabith, AKA Amirite. Poop. Sorry, just wanted to say u roxez

 

Anna

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 07:02:54

Its like so awsome im obssesed with the LIMOS!!

 



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