4th episode! 12/17/2010
 

Episode 4: Soccer Maniacs


 
Characters:


Me (Amirite)

AngelLimes

RandomBrainiac

AdamYoung

You (who ever you are)

Cameron

Bridgette

 

 

Me: Hey people of the world! Today we have a great soccer tournament!!!

AngelLimes: And since I am an author, I can be a host now, right?

Me: Yes. But I’m in charge of the normal episodes. So I still can decide what you say. :)

 
RandomBrainiac: I’m your valiant team captain, RandomBrainiac!

AngelLimes: *holds up sign that says CLAP*

Me: *claps*

AngelLimes: Not you! Them! *points at large audience*

*audience claps*

AdamYoung: And I’m your awesome team captain, AdamYoung!!!

AngelLimes: *holds up sign with CLAP again*

*audience claps*

Me: Who’s the real captain?

AdamYoungAndRandomBrainiac: I AM!!!

AngelLimes: They both are real captains.

Me: Oh. Team OwlCity and Team Beliebers will… wait, that’s not right. RandomBrainiac’s team can’t be named Team Beliebers.

AdamYoung: *snickering quietly*

AngelLimesAndMe: ADAM!!!

AdamYoung: WHAT?!?

RandomBrainiac: YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT!!! MY TEAM IS CALLD TEAM BRAINS!!!

Me: *LOLing*

AngelLimes: Zombies=LOL!

YouAndCameron: Hi! We’re here!

Me: You guys are late.

You: I didn’t have a line in the last episode. NOT ONE LINE.

Me: Who cares? Now the soccer match will now begin!

*One of AdamYoung’s team players kicks the ball into the net*

Cameron: Team OwlCity scores a point!

*OwlCity fans clap and cheer*

RandomBrainiac: HEY!!! That’s not fair!

Bridgette: Hey, where did the ball go to?

AdamYoung: YES!

RandomBrainiac: *punches AdamYoung*

AdamYoung: *punches RandomBrainiac*

Author’s Note: You know what happens next, so we’ll fast forward a bit.

BridgetteAndCameron: Do you know where the ball went to?

AdamYoungAndRandomBrainiac: *punches both of them accidentally*

BridgetteAndCameron: *punch Adam and RandomBrainiac*

Etc.

Me: What are you guys doing? THIS IS SOCCER, NOT WRESTLING. O.o

AdamYoungAndRandomBrainiac: *point at each other* He started it!!!

You: I hate this. Where is the ball?

Me: Ask them. > . >

AngelLimes: Here’s the ball!!!

Me: Good. Let’s play some more soccer!

*RandomBrainiac’s team dribbles the ball to each other and eventually scores a point*

AngelLimes: The score is tied!

Me: Team Brains fans, clap for your team!

 *Team Brains fans clap and cheer*

You: Where is the ball? It magically disappeared again.

Cameron: We can get one for Christmas, I think.

AngelLimes: WE CAN’T WAIT ALL YEAR FOR A SOCCER BALL!!!

Me: Calm down, please.

You: I found the ball!

AngelLimes: That’s a balloon. O.o

You: But it looks like a ball.

Bridgette: Just because it looks like a soccer ball does not mean it is a soccer ball.

Cameron: Yep.

Me: Let’s start again.

*RandomBrainiac’s team tries to grab the ball*

*AdamYoung’s team tries to grab the ball*

Me: PHAIL.

AngelLimes: The score is tied, 5-5! Who will win?

RandomBrainiac: WE WILL!

AdamYoung: WE WILL!

Cameron: At this rate, I don’t think any of you will win.

Bridgette: Yeah. You guys are both tied.Me: Let’s continue!

AngelLimes: NO! It’s time for a break!

Me: OKAY! BREAK TIME!

*everyone faints except me and AngelLimes*
Me: O.o

AngelLimes: Cameron and Bridgette must be tired cause of the cheering, and Team OwlCity and Team Brains must be tired because of the playing.

Me: What about our guest?

AngelLimes: She/he must be tired too.

Me: She/he must have been tired by running around trying to find replacement soccer balls.

AngelLimes: I’m gonna blow the whistle.

Me: OKAY! Let me get my earmuffs. *runs to the house and back now wearing puffy earmuffs*

AngelLimes: *blows incredibly loud whistle*

*everybody screams* 

AdamYoung: HEY! We were just taking a break! 

Me: You were sleeping. That’s not a break.

Bridgette: Who cares? It’s time to end the show.

Simona: End of madness… for now!

AngelLimes: Don’t you mean “that’s all folks?”

*curtains close*


 


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